Chew! You Sucker

One last time.

2009-12-15T21:56:41Z

NO FACEBOOK POST #3

2009-09-09T19:12:09Z

YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN I GET BORED!

Now you get an odd pic of Scarlett Johannsen...

...She's got an arousingly assymetrical look about her.

That's right LJ, you're my whore for today. Im dumping EVERYTHING on you, even if it dont make sense... ESPECIALLY if it dont make sense.

coburnsteeth @ 2009-09-09T13:35:00

2009-09-09T18:36:02Z

This was part of toplessrobot.com's Star Wars Haiku Contest.

It is one of the greatest things I have ever read relating to Star Wars, because the topic always made me mad and I will forever hate Hayden Christensen even if it wasn't his fault.

"The Revenge of Sebastian Shaw Haiku Quintet":

I'm Sebastian Shaw
The original third ghost
I'll have my revenge

My grandkids still cry
Their pap-pap is now missing
from the scene they loved

And so, George, at night
I will possess your fingers
and re-cut the film

With force ghosts in tact
And the Ewok song restored
My spirit can rest

I'm Sebastian Shaw
The original third ghost
I'll have my revenge...

Well, aw hell!

2009-09-09T17:04:44Z

Now that Facebook isn't working right here at work, I dont know what to do with this pic of gay Mark Hammill pissing off carrie Fisher!

MADGE TRANSMISSION

2009-08-27T20:50:29Z

THERON TRANSMISSION

2009-08-25T20:42:04Z

MY FINAL FUCKING LJ RANT.

2009-08-05T21:45:19Z

Are they serious?

Is that how they think?... AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING TITS TO BLAME CONSERVATIVES OF "FEAR-MONGERING"?

I would love to be snitched on to whitehouse.gov for "dissenting" towards the Healthcare bill that no one wants to read but everyone wants to rush out ASAP!... Then I could send them a letter hopefully like this one...

"Dear President Obama,
With all due respect: I resent the insinuation from your administration and the Democrat congressional leadership that the grass-roots revolt against "ObamaCare" has somehow been manufactured. Please do not be fooled. This outrage is coming directly from the ranks of Real Americans.

Real Americans like me are not rallied by professional "organizers." We seek out information on the truth behind your proposed reforms of our healthcare system.

Real Americans like me will rally and speak out for freedom from a governmental takeover of healthcare, at any town hall meeting, any time we are able. Our brave American forebears fought and died for as much.

Real Americans like me don't need to be hand-picked and/or bussed-in to photo-op press events contrived by government officials or the biased Mainstream Media. We don't have to be coerced by unions or community organizers. Nor do we feel so insecure about our beliefs that we seek out snitches to turn in those who believe differently than we do. We welcome a healthy debate.
Real Americans like me are Patriots who love to exercise our free-speech rights, given to us by God and enshrined in our Constitution. We would rally to the side of government leaders who proposed sensible initiatives we felt were in our Nation's best interest.

Real Americans like me are proof that this outpouring of resentment for your Big Government programs is not "Astroturf" organized nor secretly staged. It is organic. It is sincere. And it is REAL.

To belittle the concerns of Real Americans regarding your progressive agenda is naive at best and will certainly not win popular support from a broad, bipartisan voter base. To attempt to intimidate Real Americans who criticize your initiatives is, quite simply, un-American.

If you cannot successfully argue your case, Mr. President, then we, the Real Americans, will let you and Congress know. We WILL continue to exercise our free speech rights."

You know, when you don't have the MSM, Hollywood and rockstars on your side, I guess you just have to work a little harder at voicing your opinion.

I don't consider myself a political maverick. I never took political science or any government relation class in school, but it doesn't take a genius to see through this administration's bullshit. This is the fucking internet age! EVERY LIE YOU SAY CAN BE UNCOVERED IN SOME YOUTUBE VIDEO! This "snitch to whitehouse.gov" campaign is just another way of saying, "find old videos of Obama saying stuff that he denies now so that we can make up an excuse for why he said it then."

and I'm sorry but the whole, "BUSH DID IT TOO!" argument should be saved for the playground.

8 Years of protests by protesters, rockstars, high profile actors, artists, directors, dried up comedians have generated some attention, but I don't recall them being labeled as "extremists" or "dissenters", but now that the tables are turned... hmmm.

Now I finally understand the unrelenting horror all my liberal friends endured for those eight grueling years. My eyes have been opened.

Although, I do want them to understand that being conservative, doesn't mean I sit and masturbate to every Obama lie. To tell you the truth, I probably wouldn't be so far to the right if the left wasn't so arrogant in believing that I should be a lefty.

I just dont like being lumped with the FRINGE.

I'm not a "birther"
I'm not a "crazy pro-lifer"
I'm not a "racist"
I'm not a "crazy christian"
I'm not a "anti-smut crusader"

but, I AM a "conservative"
and aparently that's all it takes to dissent.

3 year Anniversary!

2009-06-29T15:52:06Z

I made my very first journal entry 3 years ago to the day!

In that time I've made new friends, pissed off others, launched LJ series that lasted like 3 or 4 posts and posted some shit that no one commented on.

Thanks all for the memories!
Good times everyone... Good times.

Quandray!

2009-06-25T02:41:06Z

OK. So, I'm at CONvergence Friday night as 1/4 of Possible Oscar at 10:00pm. The rest of the weekend I pack for moving. Do I justify paying 70 bucks for ONLY Friday night party super fun time?

Lets go to BK!

2009-06-24T21:18:16Z

totally.

2009-06-19T18:25:34Z

Why is my Life Clock blinking?

2009-06-10T19:46:57Z

I'm not speaking as an EVIL REPUBLICAN on this matter, but just as a concerned citizen who cannot figure out the silver lining in this situation...

I honestly cant think of a single person who would fully agree with this direction the country is headed. (Note emphasis on "fully")

Free Health Care. Great in theory. In practice, not so much.

And where does government run health care get you?

Them slapping that candy bar/beer/hamburger/smoke right out of your hand.

I GUARANTEE you if Bush told America to shape up this vigorously, America would have said, "Fuck You". Me included.

I can understand how frustrating it is to work and not afford health insurance, but there HAS to be a better way than this steady creep towards Orwellian tyranny.

The ONLY way health care could be affordable to ALL is if Obama creates CAROUSEL Logan's Run style. That's it.

coburnsteeth @ 2009-06-09T12:14:00

2009-06-09T17:18:08Z

Actual quote from my job...

2009-06-05T19:31:52Z

Lady calls me up and says:

"I have a small box ready for Impact"

!

HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE!

2009-06-05T16:49:42Z

IS OBAMA UP TO THE TASK OF TAKING OVER AS GOD TO THE WORLD?

STAY TUNED!

So long Frankenstein...

2009-06-04T15:10:42Z

coburnsteeth @ 2009-06-03T16:13:00

2009-06-03T21:14:11Z

this shit's too big for his britches.

2009-05-27T15:34:10Z

It was nice knowing you South Korea.

Where is this SUPER ASS KICKING OBAMA everyone was cheering about?

Will he do anything about this besides make Russia and China deal with N. Korea?

I would LOVE to see Obama apply some kind of HARSH FORCE to Kim Jong Il and send a message to the world that we still have to be their fucking babysitters because they don't know how to conduct themselves on a global scale...

...but I seriously dont see that happening. Obama is to busy apologizing to the world on our behalf.

Sorry Obama, I dont need you to sacrifice yourself for my sins.

Do your fucking job and protect America first.

.......

2009-05-20T21:49:23Z

OK YES this rules...

2009-05-14T13:13:12Z

The Horror Continues...

2009-05-14T12:58:08Z

"After surviving the horrific incident two years ago, Julie and her family decide to move out. Little does Julie know, that while the family is out, the demon spirit has come back, and has taken possession of a beloved Muppet! Does Julie have the strength and firepower to defeat DEMON DOLL again?"

CAN YOUR HEART STAND THE SHOCKING HORROR OF DEMON DOLL?

2009-05-13T13:57:52Z

I had been trying to convert all my old VHS home movies onto DVD when I came across DEMON DOLL! I called up my daughter who is 19 now and asked her permission to post it on YouTube.

She reluctantly agreed.

She was 8 at the time and probably though her Dad was nuts. I know her Mom did.

I shot the video in sequence and did all the editing in camera as I was filming.
The audio was all done on a 4 track and it took many tries to sync it up with the video.

There was a sequel(it's slightly better) which I might post later.

PART 1:

PART 2:

The million dollar question that Kenny and I want to know...

2009-05-12T18:51:36Z

trailersfromhell.com

2009-05-06T15:31:45Z

For some of my friends,

Today's Trailers From Hell is...

VIDEODROME!

So, if this shitty remake surfaces, shouldn't it be called BLUERAYDROME?

Seriously, Hollywood needs to sew its "remake whore" legs shut for like two fucking seconds.

Weekend creativity...

2009-05-04T14:16:29Z

Continuing my "White Dog" kick, I decided to cut a theatrical trailer for the film.
Since the movie was never released theatrically, a trailer was never made.

There was one rough cut B&W dupe that was never finished, but it kind of erased the point of the film and made it more of a straight up "killer animal" flick.

So, here is my attempt to "replicate" an early 80's trailer for Samuel Fuller's WHITE DOG. There are some tweaks left to do and a few audio add-ins, but it's pretty much complete.

Does it work?
Does it make you want to go out and buy the DVD?
Should I keep my day job?