YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN I GET BORED!


Now you get an odd pic of Scarlett Johannsen...



...She's got an arousingly assymetrical look about her.

That's right LJ, you're my whore for today. Im dumping EVERYTHING on you, even if it dont make sense... ESPECIALLY if it dont make sense.

This was part of toplessrobot.com's Star Wars Haiku Contest.

It is one of the greatest things I have ever read relating to Star Wars, because the topic always made me mad and I will forever hate Hayden Christensen even if it wasn't his fault.

"The Revenge of Sebastian Shaw Haiku Quintet":



I'm Sebastian Shaw
The original third ghost
I'll have my revenge

My grandkids still cry
Their pap-pap is now missing
from the scene they loved

And so, George, at night
I will possess your fingers
and re-cut the film

With force ghosts in tact
And the Ewok song restored
My spirit can rest

I'm Sebastian Shaw
The original third ghost
I'll have my revenge...

Now that Facebook isn't working right here at work, I dont know what to do with this pic of gay Mark Hammill pissing off carrie Fisher!

I made my very first journal entry 3 years ago to the day!

In that time I've made new friends, pissed off others, launched LJ series that lasted like 3 or 4 posts and posted some shit that no one commented on.


Thanks all for the memories!
Good times everyone... Good times.

OK. So, I'm at CONvergence Friday night as 1/4 of Possible Oscar at 10:00pm. The rest of the weekend I pack for moving. Do I justify paying 70 bucks for ONLY Friday night party super fun time?

I'm not speaking as an EVIL REPUBLICAN on this matter, but just as a concerned citizen who cannot figure out the silver lining in this situation...

I honestly cant think of a single person who would fully agree with this direction the country is headed. (Note emphasis on "fully")

Free Health Care. Great in theory. In practice, not so much.

And where does government run health care get you?

Them slapping that candy bar/beer/hamburger/smoke right out of your hand.

I GUARANTEE you if Bush told America to shape up this vigorously, America would have said, "Fuck You". Me included.

I can understand how frustrating it is to work and not afford health insurance, but there HAS to be a better way than this steady creep towards Orwellian tyranny.

The ONLY way health care could be affordable to ALL is if Obama creates CAROUSEL Logan's Run style. That's it.

Lady calls me up and says:

"I have a small box ready for Impact"

!

IS OBAMA UP TO THE TASK OF TAKING OVER AS GOD TO THE WORLD?

STAY TUNED!

It was nice knowing you South Korea.

Where is this SUPER ASS KICKING OBAMA everyone was cheering about?



Will he do anything about this besides make Russia and China deal with N. Korea?

I would LOVE to see Obama apply some kind of HARSH FORCE to Kim Jong Il and send a message to the world that we still have to be their fucking babysitters because they don't know how to conduct themselves on a global scale...

...but I seriously dont see that happening. Obama is to busy apologizing to the world on our behalf.

Sorry Obama, I dont need you to sacrifice yourself for my sins.



Do your fucking job and protect America first.